Jumpin’ Jehosephat!
It’s a crazy mad
brown bear
That’s comin’
along to eat me
And spit out my
underwear
By criminy and
jiminy
It’s a spittin’
scrittin’ lynx
That’s wantin’
to consume me
And make me go
extinct
Oh, by crikey
and by heavens
It’s a hissin’
rattlesnake
That’ll bite me
and then gulp me
Like some juicy
piece of steak
Golly gosh and
golly gee
There’s a
vulture on my tail
Waitin’ to see
what’s left of me
If I die upon
the trail
I was gonna go a
huntin’
For somethin’
for my tea
But I think I’ll
go a shoppin’ instead
‘Fore somethin’s
eatin’ me